5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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