I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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