allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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