so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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