FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
A+ Viking dick
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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