she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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