As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Nicole vs. Life
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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