So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
