Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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