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(304): View more from West Virginia

they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

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(352): View more from Florida

I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.

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(540): View more from Virginia

he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like her boobs came off with her bra

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(731): View more from Tennessee

He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.

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(254): View more from Texas

I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!

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