We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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