I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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