hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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