playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
