Pappa wants mamma naked
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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