you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
please come you make the beer taste better
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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