Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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