party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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