Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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