does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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