party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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