just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's Friday. Sex?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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