Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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