just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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