So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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