So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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