Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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