hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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