Swine flu. Run for my life!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Dick very happy bro
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