man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
