In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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