Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
my shit smells like andre
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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