i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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