On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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