dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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