new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
