like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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