There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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