you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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