I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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