Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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