I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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