My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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