she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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