Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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