Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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