are you so shy because you have an std?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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