yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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