Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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