We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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