I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
